Model English Writings

1.Done Enough
2.Experience and Money
3.He Is a Clever Speaker
4.Jimmy Is Your Only Child
5.What's Her Husband Doing?
6.Good News and Bad News
7.Who Are Crooks?
8.Five Hundred Times
9.Who is a Dumbbell?
10.Bring Me One of the Winners
11.Big Hands
12.You Are Too Thin
13.Your Coat Is on Fire
14.I'm the Driver
15.Goethe's Tolerance
16.My Warship is Your Wife
17.An Ugly Woman
18.A Silly Father
19.Sand and Fur Coat
20.Coincidence
21.Never Flatter
22.Hes Swore to Die
23.A Newly Established Lawyer
24.Bravest of the Brave
25.The New Maid
26.Banker's Woes
27.Police Story
28.The Big wave
29.Unbreakable Comb
30.Wshington's Wisdom
31.'Has He Got Any Money?'
32.Beautiful Girl
33.Clever Soldier
34.Traffic Light
35.Not Knowing Her Well
36.The Naughty Boy
37.The Stolen Car
38.Hamburger Meat
39.The Puzzled Sailor
40.I Could Do It Slower
41.I'll Go There Myself
42.Rope or Ox?
43.Thin Walls
44.Are They Worn Out?
45.No Problem
46.Is Mrs Smith Clever ?
47.Are You Jock?
48.Is He Dying?
49.Ouality of a Musician
50.Military Exercise
51.On Fire
52.In Line
53.Churchill and Bernard Shaw
54.This Is Our Row
55.Two Pieces of Cake
56.He Is Really Very Forgetful
57.Who Is a Pig?
58.Stonebreaker
59.False Story
60.A Pound
61.Ditto
62.Contented Married Life
63.Who Pushed Me in
64.Liar
65.Angry Wife
66.Wrong Card
67.Girlfriend
68.Ashamed Soldier
69.Second Wife
70.The Watermelon
71.Christmas Cards
72.The Bad News and the Terrible News
73.A New Employee
74.Nest and Hair
75.A Wild Guess
76.Olny One Eye to Settle on
77.A Short Holiday
78.You May Select
79.Whose Son Is the Greatest
80.Caretaker
81.Lost Roses
82.Secretary
83.Fire
84.Terrible Singer
85.Hobby
86.I Have Spent It All!
87.Peasant and Landlord
88.It's Untair!
89.A Poor Memory
90.How Much Is it?
91.Clean Glass
92.Bad Pupil
93.Talking on the Telephone
94.For Love or for Money
95.An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle
96.Honesty
97.The Clever Servant
98.A Rich Father
99.The Definition of Happiness
100.A Riddle
101.Parking a Car
102.The Owner
103.Looking Like a Monkey
104.First Flight
105.Fixing a Vacuum Cleaner
106.Three Boasters and a Bear
107.Mr.Jones and Mr.Smith
108.The Easiest Question in the World
109.Two Good Lies
110.The Perfect Pearl
111.An Artist & a Farmer
112.Gratefulness
113.The Blackboard
114.Dissatisfied Patient
115.Anyone Can Do That
116.The Day That You're Inaugurated
117.The Cabdriver and the Preacher
118.The Differemce Between "Anger"and"Exasperation"
119.Remember the Lines
120.A Tightwad
121.Art Theft in Paris
122.Elephant Nuts
123.Fear ot Friars
124.Buried Treasure
125.Rope Joke
126.Twins
127.Cotton
128.The Hounds Of Munich!
129.Miner Groaner
130.The Astronaut Pen
131.MIT 1,HARVARD 0
132.Connection Problems?
133.Trouble With Radar
134.Hey!You Sunk My Battleship
135.Hypnotic Freedom
136.Gorilla Who Was Critical of the Mayor Has Died
137.Decoy
138.Einstein Stories
139.Fencing Sheep
140.At the Races
141.Armed Services
142.Law Enforcement
143.Funny Statues
144.Balls
145.We're Lost!
146.Never Felt Better
147.Chainsaw
148.Last Wish
149.We've All Got to Make a Living
150.Bat Problem
151.Bear with Religion
152.Rocks
153.Just Married
154.The Gift
155.The "Lighter" Side of Marriage
156.Albert Einstein's Sayings
157.Winston Churchill Quotes
158.Airplane Politics
159.Clinton's Clock
160.Who Do You Vote for?
161.Brain Transplant
162.Tragedy
163.Squeezing Lemons
164.Communist vs.Capitalist
165.A Lesson in Politics
166.Environmentalist vs .God
167.Job Interview
168.Proper Fits
169.What It Takes to be a Boss
170.Ultimate Rejetion Letter
171.What Am I?
172.Signs That you Are No Longer a Kid
173.Brainless Law
174.The Young Attorney
175.Cheerios
176.The Truth about Thonksgiving
177.The Golden Saloon
178.Bar Tender Joke
179.Bill Gates Dies
180.Monkeys
181.Signs of Computer Addiction
182.Miniaturized Communication
183.Things You Learn While Playing computer Games
184.Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
185.A Man,A Woman,And A Cat
186.Parrots
187.The Flagpole
188.Speed Bike
189.Speed Limit
190.Two Blind Pilots
191.Pope in New York