American humor

1 I’M READING A BOOK
力不从心
2 GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
一“念”之差
3 WHO GOT CONNED？
谁被“坑”了
4 YOU’RE ASKING FOR IT
人事不清
5 WHO HAS A BIGGER MOUTH？
父母至上
6 YOU CAN’T BEAT A TEXAN
德州佬——人大气傲
7 TROUBLE
名不正，言不顺
8 LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
现代小红帽
9 MORONS AND THE EEL
傻蛋行大恶
10 DRUNKEN-DRIVING TEST
高空艺人
11 WOODEYE
疑心生暗鬼
12 TOO MUCH SUGAR？
捞本乎？
13 TIGHTWAD
铁公鸡
14 WITH MY LUCK
凭我的造化
15 GROUCHO’S FAVORITE JOKE
疯人疯相
16 PRIVATE BEACH？
作茧自缚
17 FERTILIZER
不一样就是不一样
18 PIGEON EXPERT
鸽子“专家”
19 NESE AND KEYS
以牙还牙
20 FRANKNESS RUNS IN THE FAMILY
有其父必有其子
21 BACK-SEAT DRIVER
丈母娘，难侍候
22 JOKE ABOUT MARRIAGE
肺腑之言
23 IS THE REALLY DRUNK？
他真的醉了？
24 SEEING DOUBLE
酒兴何时了
25 MIKE AND BRIDGET
以其道——制其人
26 WHAT’S HEAVEN LIKE？
天堂是什么样子？
27 WHICH IS WHICH？
雌雄莫辨
28 THE MORON STORY
聪明的傻瓜
29 THE REALISTIC SCARECROW
稻草人，吓死人
30 THE OVERHEALTHY-LIVER
肝“强化”
31 BRING UP ANOTHER BIBLE
化险为夷
32 THE PARSON AND THE FARMER
有教无类
33 WE’D BETTER GET ON THE BALL
天有不测风云
34 SOME TWIST
阴错阳差
35 WHO WISHES TO GO TO HELL？
赤子心
36 MR.D.AND MR.N.
傻瓜行恶运
37 BELLY BUTTON
步步高升
38 LIVE AND LEARN
孜孜不倦
39 OVERPOLITENESS
礼多人不怪
40 HOW’S MOTHER？
学以致用
41 BISHOP SHEEN AND THE IRISHMAN
棋逢对手
42 CHINESE ENGLISH
洋泾滨
43 THAT’S ONE
事不过三
44 SF.SF.SF.SF.SF.SF
打十二个字
45 CHICKEN CHOWMEIN
“乔勉”与“抄面”
46 RAFFLE OFF A DEAD HORSE?
神来之计
47 CHINESE INTERPRETATION OF GEORGE WASHINGTON CUTTING DOWN THE CHEERY TREE
此情非彼情
48 THE SUN OR THE MOON?
日月同光
49 BIG TIME DRINKER
痛饮庆佳节
50 THE CONSISTENT CHINESE
贯彻始终的中国人
51 BANK ROBBERS
盗库者
52 WHAT KIND DO YOU WANT?
任君选用
53 DANNY THOMAS,GENTILE OR JEW?
以貌取人
54 TABLE MANNERS
国民生活须知——食的礼仪
55 LETTERS FROM SUMMER CAMP
夏令营来函
56 THE W.C.STORY
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