英文共同题名：Joking our through English

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The Nun Story
修女的故事
Who Wishes to Go to Hell?
谁想下地狱?
The Clever Little Businessman
聪明的小商人
Thank God
多谢天主
Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread and Beer
赐我今日之食和啤酒
Christian Funeral
基督教葬礼
God Has a Sense of Humour
天主也有幽默感
Insincerely Yours
没有诚意
Jonah and the Whale
约纳和大鲸
Women Are Jealous
女人善妒
Resurrection
复活
People in This Parish Will All Go to Hell
幸灾乐祸
Bishop Sheen and the Hobo
沈主教和无业游民
Misconstrued
误解
I Can Resist Anything but Temptations
难以抗拒诱惑
Kids Are Naive and Resourceful
天真又机智的男孩
Bishop Sheen and the Irishman
沈主教和爱尔兰人
Ticklish Situation
棘手的情况
Distractions
分心走意
No Commercials in Church
不许在教堂打广告
East Is East and West Is West
国情不同
A Miracle
奇迹
The Hell With It
地狱之主
Tots in Church
小孩上教堂
Inmates Making a Retreat
疯人院退省
Priests Never Lie
神父不撒谎
Clergymen and the Doctor
神职人员与医生
How Clergymen Make a Living
神职人员如何营生
The Rabbi and His Chauffeur
拉比和他的司机
Emergency Religion
随机应变
Evolution
进化
Peanut
花生
How Far Is Heaven?
天国有多远?
Drinking Nuns?
修女也喝酒?
Puzzled
醉人醉语
The Trip Is Off
取消行程
The Over-Considerate Catholic
体贴入微的天主教徒
Is God Really Omniscient?
天主真的无所不知?
Atheist
无信仰者
The President People Find Difficult to Dislike
令人难以抗拒的总统
The President Who Could Ad Lib
随机应变的总统
The President Who Was Thinking Funny
妙不可言的总统
Emancipation Proclamation
解放宣言
Lincoln Was Able to Joke About Himself?
林肯开得起玩笑?
A Joke Caused Contempt of Court
一个“轻视法庭”的笑话
Lincoln's Inexhaustible Stories
林肯那说不完的故事
Too Big to Cry
大得不能哭了
Something for Everybody
驱客的妙方
Gracious Way Out
客气的拒绝方式
The President Who Is Not Swell-Headed
不自满的美国总统
Less Noise and More Light
多点光明,少点噪音
The Handsomest Man
最英俊的人
The Understanding President
善解人意的总统
Lincoln,a Resourceful Man
机智的林肯
What's the Hurry
急什么急
John F.Kennedy,the Quick-Witted President
机智的肯尼迪总统
Kennedy Topped by Johnson
肯尼迪被约翰逊超越
To Have Dad Work Harder
让老爸卖命
The Man Who Became President Against All Odds
出乎意料当选
You Will Be Sleeping With the President of the United States
你将会和美国总统睡觉
No Mistaken Identity
没有认错人
The Colorful President
多彩的总统
The Silent Cal
沉默寡言的卡尔
The Sleepiest Occupant of the White House
最贪睡的总统
Coolidge's Humor
柯立芝的幽默
Coolidge,a Conversationalist?
柯立芝是个健谈的人吗?
Incurable Pride
无可救药的骄傲
Self-Confidence
自信
Fish Worm
鱼饵
Coolidge,a Good Mediator
一位好的调停者
The Man of Few Words
沉默寡言的人
The Stingy Coolidge
柯立芝是小气
More Stingy Coolidge
小气到家的柯立芝
Greetings
大家好
The Retired President
退休的总统
The Uncouth President
古怪的总统
The President Who Was a Workaholic and a Slave Driver
本身有工作狂,而又催死人不偿命的总统
Never Been Outtalked
讲话从不输人
Johnson Vs Ford
约翰逊对福特
The Bragging Texan
吹牛的德州佬
The Church Going President
上教堂的总统
Who Is the Man I Am Talking to?
跟我讲话的是谁?
The Boss Is Not Always Right,but the Boss Is Always the Boss
老板永远是老板
Arrogance of Power
卖弄权势
The Fourth Term President
连任四次的美国总统
Can You Keep a Secret?
保守秘密
When It Rains,It Pours
连战皆捷
Roosevelt and Churchill
罗斯福和丘吉尔
Drop Your Pants
脱下你的裤子
Taking No Chances with Roosevelt Changes
不和罗斯福冒险
The Whispering Mother
说耳语的母亲
Household Economy for Millionaires
百万富翁家庭的节约