Classic English humor

《英文经典幽默系列》

where is god?
classmates?
kids theories of science

choose the right one
czech dissident
working in the garden
frozen to death
translate your cv
signs & notices
advertising terms 1
advertising terms 2
the bank robber
mother in law
the balloonist and the programmer
two-cow philosophy
out of the mouths of babes
product labels
a rich man goes to heaven

air hostess
.climbing the stairs
yet another "technical support"

birthday belief systems
doctors & mechanics
the microsoft waiter
you and your boss
swapping professional secrets
hit the floor--a tree story
the job interview
farmer joes accident
a bad hairdresser day
woman held hostage by pillsbury biscuit
george w. bush bible--his favorite bible verse
the "noisy cactus" that turned out to have thousands of tarantulas in it
live on a cruise liner rather than a retirement facility?
the hunters who end up dynamiting a brand new suv and their dog

on a frozen lake
the danger of green grass snakes
the louisiana lawyer who was asked to prove title on a piece of property

"back to its origin"

the arkansas woman who thought the rapture was taking place and got

killed on a highway
insulting voice mail at pacific palisades high school
stories about crazy questions from government employees to travel agents
the man who owed zero and had to pay zero to correct his bill
a dogs eye view of the world
adopt an nba player
a french teachers memories: a short nap
a french teachers memories: boys are not bom in cabbage fields
a french teachers memories: first day at school
a happy relationship with animals
atme story from the japanese embassy in us

customer care in 2020
eternal wit
funniest letters to god from children
funny sayings--simply bad life tips
hello sir!
how to spot a fib
humor quotations--top 35 fimny quotations by famous comedians
i got to play an april fools joke before i was bom
interview repartees
losing your voice
memo: forbidden colors
mick's curriculum vitae
my pet peeves
not your average sunday morning
politically correct christmas carols and holiday songs
practical jokes list
psychiatric psychiatrist--a joke on psychiatry
re-incarnation is real
sell your phones
teacher arrested
the top 10 all time worst jokes about piano players
three tortoises
to see or not to see
when the father becomes the groom
assorted parenting fimnies
birthing drugs for dads
the bus driver's name
football fever
i am not superwoman!
in the eyes of the beholder
family life with jordy
……

dining out with women
how to discipline your parents
be mine--you foolish, foolish man
funny quotes fi'om kids
say goodbye to travelling light
hide and speak
husband sickness (or sick of my husband)
infant as a second language
a good interior decorator never tacks bobby sherman to her wall
the joy of a box
kid code of honor
laundry is a heavy load
the laundry queen
days of whine and (someone send me) roses
little boys
lost mommie
missing my maternal memory
math homework help: a calculated response
maximum security hell
merging traditions
mommy bill of rights
the mommy rat race
mom quits smoking--family in withdrawal
conversation? momversation
mother's day: my favorite no fuss holiday
mm's the word--on school calendars
nascar
hey you! outta the kitchen!
peanut butter: kid's secret for beautiful skin
permit day
pickles and hiccups
mom is not a mantra
relationships top 10
road trip
sins of the mother
sugar and spice
the terminator
the bad word
the things we do for love.
this old (dog) house
three kids in a parking lot
virtual bonding
wanted: insomniac group
wardrobe worries
prayer of a stay-at-home mother in mid august