Tales of modern time

What's in a Name?／名不可不正
Who's Number One!／谁第一
Don’t Make Rude Gestures at Traffic Cameras!／非礼勿动
Smoking Style Gives Fugitive Away／无端却被香烟误
WackyWarnings／荒唐警示
Hostage Training Exercise Fools Media／抢得假新闻
Romantic Valentines Crash Mobile Phone System／浪漫成灾
Law,Not Love,May Ue Behind Surge of Marriages／婚姻的法律动机
Vacuum Cleaner Saves Life／救命法宝
Bearcls a Riskto Food Safety?／胡子风险
Cash fromVirgin Mary／圣母的恩赐
Bald Is Bad for Discipline／无发易受罚
The World’S Happiest People?／世界上最幸福的人
Eloping No Crime if Love Blossoms／私奔无罪
No Place like Home／何处是家园
Police Cite Boy,，for Taking S from Morn／七岁的盗窃犯
Exposure co Cocaine a Downer for Police／被动吸毒
Deaf-MUte Arrested in Phone Fraud Scheme／说不出的冤情
Bjorn Borg Urges Europeans to Have More Sex／球星的忠告
Calls a Day／电话轰炸
Deadly Laundromat Games／死亡游戏
Man Burns Bottom in Flame Prank／玩火自焚
Love Has No Time Clock／爱值得等待
When Power Goes Off／断电以后
I rish Students’Boozing Causing High D ropout Rate／拼将学业图一醉
Firm Gives$， to Turkish Santa Claus／给圣诞老人捐款
Qua rter of Bus Drivers Lack Driving Skills／不会开车的公车司机
A Wedding Rush Too Hot to Handle／喜事频频神父苦S
Lovers Criss-Cross World in Vain／好事多磨
Taxi Driver's Passenger Is His Long-Lost Son／载得久别爱子归
Home Floorshow Strips Pensioners of Cash／看不得的表演
One in Three Britons Lies in Job Applications?／居不易，编简历
Attention Dunlops："Tired"of Your Name?／重利轻名
Marriage Vegas Style Fails to Please Girlfriend／赌城奇婚酿苦果
Top US．Companies for Working Morns／在职妈妈的好东家
It's a New Record for Cockroad Eating!／吃蟑螂新纪录
Nine-To-Five Is a Grind for Workers／朝九晚五是苦刑
Bar-Coded Cocaine???／带条码的可卡因
Web Site Helps Jailbirds Get BackTogether／狱友可向网中寻
Two-Ply Crisis Takes Toll on Toilet Paper／厕纸缩水
Can World Cup Soccer Deter Jailbreaks?／安心坐牢看比赛
Red Tape for Red Meat／吃肉规矩
Referee Resigns After Being Punished for Scoring／进球无功反有过
Shopping Center Silences Abusive Scales／无礼磅秤被禁声
Love Letters Straight from-Yourself?／写给自己的情书
A$l OO,OOO Speeding Fine?／超速罚款十万元?
Cellphones Lead a Tough Life／手机的痛苦生活
Class Gets Teachers in Weeks／来去匆匆的老师们
Fans May Go "Sick"En Masse forWorld Cup／旷工的理由
Soccer Fans Get "Not a Hooligan" Shirts／我不是流氓!
Criminals Su rrender After World CuP UItimatum／为世界杯而自首!
Man Drives Home Cr／for Psychiatric Help／我有病
Secrets of the CIffice Restroom／卫生问的秘密
Man Gets Relief for Lack of Relief／憋出来的赔偿
No Funerals for SuicideVictims／自杀无葬礼
Couple Hooked on Madonna／崇拜圣母的夫妇
Divorce No Ticket to Happiness／离婚≠幸福
Courthouse Love Affair Nets Prison Time／法不容情
Truancy Sweeps Reveal Scores of Bad Excuses／逃学的理由
Court Rules Insulting Language Part of Life／生活的一部分
Ring Ring You’re Busted／铃……你完了
Soccer Team Paying for Fans’Seats／我们来买单
Game Company Gives UK Drivers Free Ticket to Speed／你飙车，我请客
Sexy Pin-Ups Model Coffins for Funeral Home／美女与棺材
Divorce at Work Is Contagious?／离婚的传染性
Fundraiser Could Get You Divorced／奖品：免费离婚
SARS Vi rus Sullies Sars Name in Norway／与非典同名
Man Can’t Change Name to "God"／改个名字重新活I
Canada TV Rapped for Saying Gays G ripped by Devil／魔鬼附身同性恋?
Groom Loses All Memory of Marriage／惊问妻从何处来
Degree in Gambling Seems a Sure Bet／前程似锦的赌博专业
Did Guy Fawkes Worry About Insu rance?／盖伊·福克斯的保险问题
Lavish Christmas Gifts Are Out once Couples Marry／婚者礼寡
World Champion Liar Spins Steel Wool TaIe／长钢丝绒的羊
Down and Out in Rome：a Guide Book for Survival／罗马生存指南
Billion Mops Needed to Clean up Company／亿拖把
Habitat for Humanity to Open Slum"Theme Park’／贫民窟“主题公园”
School Official Wants Own Job Eliminated／裁掉自己
Oh So Handy——Massages at Gas Stations／去加油站按摩吧!
Death Takes a Holiday／死神休假
Ramsay Bans Own Kids from Restaurants／先苦后甜
Angry Fan Bites off Striker's Ear／遗恨十九年
Man Complains Bad Rope Spoiled His Suicide／死路难行
Good-Looking Crooks Get off Lighter／貌美刑轻
Want a Raise?StandingTallMayHelp／薪酬与身量齐高
Goalkeepers Do It with Their Eyes Shut／蒙起眼睛扑点球
Chief Executives Arm-Wrestle co Settle Dispute／力气大．赢天下
Canada'S "Beautiful Mind" Wins Fight to Shun Drugs／加拿大版的《美丽心灵》
"Talentless"Woman Proves Any Publicity Is Good／反面宣传的成效