英文共同题名：Tales of modern time

Bible to Descend from Net／《圣经》自网上来
The Clues in Beethoven’S Hair／贝多芬的头发
Old Renaissance Fai r Rakes in st-Century Cash／旧貌换新钱
Accurate Sta rs／精确的星星
Cockney Bible／伦敦版《圣经》
Book Lovers Bid for Paragraphs of Fame／拍卖不朽
Pipes Show Cocaine Smoked in Shakespea re’S England／古已有之
Tale ofTwo Sites／双址记l
Lennon’S Sex Pictures Were "Bad Art"／画虎不成反类犬
Mighty Aphrodite Idea Panned as Kitsch／爱神巨像成话柄
Be Stupid，Look Young／愈傻愈青春
Open-Air Urinals tO Help Rescue Landmark／便池拯救美术馆
Artist Pays Tax Debts with Sketches／艺术与税收
Hugo Family Slams "Les Miserables"Sequel／《悲惨世界》的“悲惨”续集
Fungal Foe／敌菌凶猛
Sperm：The New Digital Art／精子：新数码艺术
Did Tainted Meat Kill Mozart?／猪肉害死莫扎特
Stamp Issued , Years Too Late／古代邮票
Louvre Laziness Enough to Put Scowl on Mona Lisa／管理不善的卢浮宫
Smithsonian to Enshrine Enron Memorabilia／收藏丑闻
Can Magic Revive a Dead Language?／以魔法拯救语言
Gender of Instruments／乐器的性别
Louvre To Be"world'S Biggest ViEual Museum"／世界最大的虚拟博物馆
"World"S Worst Poet"Wins Immortality／最蹩脚的诗人
Readers Reveal Stuff of Dreams／书中有梦
The Power of Hany Potter／《哈利·波特》的力量
Even in Death，Elvis Is Still the King／死亦为鬼雄
Political Correctness Rings Hunchback Death Knell／政治正确“驼背”无理
Musician Serenades Judge,Wins Court Fight／法庭凯歌
Playing with Their Food／拿食物来玩
Spell．Check Can Make Writing Worse／拼写软件帮倒忙
Soccer Player Traded for Shrimp／球员的价值
Hat Trick of Own Goals／乌龙球“帽子戏法”
Art Is Such a Torture／”前卫”酷刑
Arts Education May Improve Children’S Academic Performance／艺术教育的功用
Fake van Gogh a Hit／假货抢手
Comedian Disarms Good-Humored Gangsters／一语退群盗
Studying Proust Has Negative Financial Outcome／文艺令人穷
Softwa re Program Designed to Spot Musical Hits／软件星探
Were Einstein，Newton Autistic?／孤独天才
Clerk Wins Spain’S Love Letter Contest／情书比赛
Booker Winner Pays His Dues／觉今是而昨非
Tennis Player Koubek to Donate His Anger to Charity／冲冠一怒为慈善
Nike Gives Tiger a Raise／“老虎”的新合同
Ovid’S Love Nest Found ／雕栏玉砌今犹在
Poets DieYoung／诗人短寿
City Battles Lovers’Padlocks／情锁无计可消除
丫ou’Il Never Guess Who’S Still Alive／它还活着
Hitler Heir Doesn’t Want Hein Kampf Royalties／希特勒的版税
Last Post for Britain’S Card Habit?／明信片的末路
It's Official：Santa Is from Greenland／圣诞老人的老家
Romans Fear for Colosseum as Backdrop for MTV Gig／摇滚危及大剧场
Classical Music Makes Diners Spend／音乐洗钱囊
Tomb Tourists Have a New Guide in France／基地指南
Pop Songs Challenge Funeral Favorites／葬礼歌曲排行榜
Putting the Squeeze on Ketchup Goal Celebration／进球别跳番茄舞
Price of Elton John Tickets?, Grasshoppers／票价蝗虫三万八
Reading on a Roll／茅厕书香
We're Being Fiddled，Say Violinists／我们被人耍了
Shakespeare Actors Learn Love Chemistry／爱情化学
Scientific Conference Falls for Gibberish Prank／胡说八道的论文
Rodin Stolen"to Test Museum"／另类“安全检查”
Paintings by Chimpanzee Outsell Wa rhol／明”猩”作品热卖
Cinderella：A Poor Role Model／要不得的榜样
Trashing Michelangelo'S david-to Save Italian Art／文化救亡的苦肉计
Music tO Drive away Tube Louts／“老土”音乐．先锋用途
Like Opera，Striptease Is Art／脱衣艺术
English Opera Singers"Translated"into English／“翻译”唱词
Soccer Players Rich but Stressed，Survey Shows／不开心的球星们
Tom Cruise Voted Most Irritating Star of All Time／最招人烦的影星
Man Chooses Girlfriend over Elvis／要女友不要猫王
National Geographic Finds Afghan Girl／重见画中人
Sta r Gives Part of Liver to Save Dying Lover／明星捐肝救爱人
Man Makes Film Based on His Messy Divorce／讲述自己的故事