幽默开心果

i will forget it/1
one or two/1
a collar-button/3
never wear glasses/4
an interesting answer/4
it’s not that/5
old hen and young hen/6
it's the last scene in the picture/7
where is the winner/8
waste or save/9
he won/9
the fish net/10
baby-sitter/12
they were easy/13
best time/14
birthday/14
haven’t lost/15
don’t pay the bill/16
three reasons/17
.a careless barber/17
teacher and student/18
write clearly/19
the absent-minded professor/21
too fat/22
it depends/23
patience/23
beaten a champion/24
a good example/25
the new teacher/26
good sight/27
money and friends/28
the first time/30
who is a fool/30
i taught the teacher/31
you never called/32
improvement/33
may i use it/34
whose fault/35
a question/35
difference/36
toothache/37
three people/37
one yuan/39
you are too late/40
millionaire/41
the truth/42
tom' s excuse/43
longest and shortest/44
shut up/45
he is really somebody/45
a problem/46
worries are over/48
the result of a promise/49
my little dog can’t read/50
hen’s legs/51
good thing he has you/51
do you know me/53
i know you too well/54
a baby sister/55
make up for cat/56
painkillers/58
i never thought so/58
wonderful/59
qualification/60
i have his ear in my pocket/61
the story of a snail/62
when do people talk least/64
who is the laziest/64
a physics examination/65
a new drug/66
an answer/67
advice for “kid” /69
a branch office/70
the plural form of "child" /71
who discovered australia/72
no cavities/73
prepare yourself/74
i lost/75
boxing and running/77
a smart housewife/78
how many rabbits/79
best reward/81
american way of life/82
half or five tenths/83
you married mine/84
two birds/85
an appointment/86
how did you ever get here/87
persistence/88
an energetic wife/89
rules for success/90
point of no return/91
plagiarism/93
to be on the safe side/95
two hearts beating/96
a woman's answer/97
where is the father/99
only one eye to settle on/100
two cross-eyed men/101
looking for a companion/102
until they're free/103
the poor husband/104
did your father help you/105
excuse for speeding/106
difference/107
camera/108
i can go home/109
good points and bad points/ll0
i'll go there myself/113
coincidence/114
a call from a frog/115
which woman/116
a thank-you note/117
bad business/118
a boy or a girl/119
tit for tat/121
starstruck/122
it's a puzzlement/124
friend for dinner/125
three whistles/126
father of the dead/127
the choice of word/129
date/130
a trip to disney/131
what time is it now/133
the mean man’s party/134
creative/136
congratulations/137
this way to request/139
talking on the telephone/140
experience/141
wedding or not/143
skunk/144
too polite/146
it’s not a gun/147
good news and bad news/148
i’ll delete them in a few minutes/150
wings/152
is he dying/153
excellent skills/155
take a taxi/156
the reason of the famine/157
the mistaken father/159
boy, oh boy/160
the nice wedding gift/161
an old couple’s quarrel/164
one side of the case/165
bedtime prayers/167
only once/168
i want her to go nuts/169
keep the change/170
the bad news and the terrible news/172
a hasty interruption/173
twin lobsters/174
the long and short of it/176
i’m glad/178
visual training/180
delicious/181
an excellent scheme/183
virtue/184
west point/186
but the teacher cried/188
stupid orders/190
my boss and 1/192
letter of recommendation/193
a plumber/194
early shopper/196
imitation/197
part-time job/198
large uniforms/200
a vacation cruise/201
keep the change/203
marriage proposal to bernard shaw/204
sleeping pills/206
she is left-handed/207
the effect of advertisement/210
the very last birthday/211
midway tactics/213
why didn't you go with him/215
student recruitment/216
the bells/218
quick reaction/220
i'm not having it all cut off/221
rope or ox/223
the lost purse/224
three surgeons/225
back up two miles/228