Everything Is Going To Kill Ev

“A bold, terrifying read that goes down smooth thanks to a crispinfusion of humor. Thanks to this book, I can now aspire to dyingin cooler ways than I ever thought possible. F**k you, old age. I’mholding out for a megatsunami.” —Daniel H. Wilson, author of How To Survive aRobot Uprising “The book is proof that theridiculous and the horrible are joined at the hip and will never beseparated; in a universe that seems to continually be thinking upnew ways to kill us, Brockway knows there is but one rationalresponse: to point at it and laugh.” —David Wong, author of John Dies at the End “There has never been a hipper Prophet ofDoom. Irreverently entertaining and terrifyingly accurate, theprobability of our future death has never been more fun.” —Michael Largo, author of Final Exits: TheIllustrated Encyclopedia of How We Die “This book is hilarious. As if I wasn'talready afraid the leave the house. What's that? Brockway suggeststhe apocalypse doesn't knock? What if I cower under a desk? Well,damn. I might as well have another nacho.” —Garth Sundem, author of The Geeks’ Guide toWorld Domination