笑话英语通

目录
Chapter 1 Distasteful Disgusting Raciai Slurs 各民族趣谈
Unit 1 Kiss Your Troubles Goodbye! 向你的烦恼说再见!
Unit 2 Black English 黑人英语
Unit 3 A Lesson in Finance 财政学的一课
Unit 4 Sorry to Hear That 听到那样真令人难过
Unit 5 A True Patriot 一个真正热爱国家的人
Unit 6 Umgwalagwala! 安瓜拉瓜拉!
Unit 7 Have a Shot! 干一口吧!
Chapter 2 The Animal Kingdom 动物王国
Unit 1 Be Kind to Animals 爱护动物
Unit 2 of Course，There Are Limitations 当然，凡事总有例外
Unit 3 oh,I See! 喔，我懂了!
Chapter 3 The Joys of English 英语乐趣
Unit 1 Ancient Chinese Wisdom 古老的中国智慧
Unit 2 And in the Same Vein... 另一则寓言笑话
Unit 3 Face It! 用脸去敲钟!
Unit 4 Trouble with Prepositions 介词问题
Unit 5 An Uncommon Cold 一次特别的伤风感冒
Chapter 4 Idiots 傻瓜
Unit 1 I Didn't Take That In 我没有把药吃下去
Unit 2 You Said What? 你说什么?
Unit 3 Oh,Good Job! 喔，你做得真好!
Unit 4 Look at My Socks 瞧瞧我的袜子
Chapter 5 Jokes You Can Tell Your Mother 可以说给妈妈听的笑话
Unit 1 Make a Wish! 许个愿吧!
Unit 2 A Remarkable Talent 一位了不起的天才
Unit 3 A Precocious Child 一个早熟的小孩
Unit 4 City Suckers 城里来的傻瓜
Unit 5 True Dedication 好投入啊!
Unit 6 Is This What They Mean by “Second Childhoods?” 老年是人生的第二个童年期吗?
Unit 7 A Special Guest 特别来宾
Unit 8 Jeez，Talk about Luck! 好运跟着保险来
Unit 9 Thanks a Lot，Sarge 多谢了，班长
Unit 10 All's Well That Ends Well 结局好的就是好
Unit 11 And You Think You've Got Problems 你认为你有问题吗?
Unit 12 Now That Hurts! 我的牙齿好痛喔!
Unit 13 Sounds Fair 听起来还算公平
Unit 14 Could You Hurry It up a Little? 你能不能快一点?
Unit 15 Don’t Get Caught! 不要被逮着了!
Unit 16 Learning to Share 学习共同分享
Unit 17 Aren't Kids Wonderful? 小孩子实在了不起!
Unit 18 A Lesson in Philosophy 哲学课一则
Unit 19 Wow!That's a Big One! 哇!那个真是大得吓人!
Chapter 6 The Noble Professions 高尚职业
Unit 1 No Sweat! 不费吹灰之力!
Unit 2 No Fooling! 不要瞎混!
Unit 3 Getting into His Work 专注于工作
Unit 4 Can't You Be a Little More Supportive? 你能不能多支持我一点?
Unit 5 The Perfect Solution 完美解决之道
Unit 6 Change of Plan 临时改变主意
Unit 7 And Stuff the Cuffs in Your Boots 把裤脚塞到你的靴子里面去
Unit 8 Keep Your Head! 头脑要保持冷静!
Unit 9 Home，Sweet Home 还是家里好
Unit 10 You Do Have a Problem 你真是有问题了!
Unit 11 The Bigger They Are，the Harder They Fall 爬得越高，跌得越重
Chapter 7 Totally Tasteless Vulgar Filth 不带颜色的通俗笑话
Unit 1 O.K.，Who Cut the Cheese? 谁在放屁?
Unit 2 At Least You Get a Choice 至少你有所选择
Unit 3 Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想
Unit 4 Play Now，Pay Later 先享受，后付款
Unit 5 Down on the Farm 农场趣谈
Unit 6 Charity Begins at Home 慈善应由家中做起
Unit 7 A Satisfied Customer 一位心满意足的客户
Unit 8 Where Do You Keep Yours? 你的东西放到哪儿去了?
Unit 9 We're in the Same Boat 同病相怜
Chapter 8 Love 性与爱
Unit 1 Age Has Its Advantages 老马识途
Unit 2 And Modest,Too 也要谦虚为怀
Unit 3 It's the Law 这是个法律问题
Unit 4 A Proud Father 骄傲的老爸
Chapter 9 ...and Marriage 婚姻
Unit 1 No Worries 免惊啦!
Unit 2 Wait till Next Year 等明年再说
Unit 3 Aw，How Sweet! 喔，真是恩爱的一对!
Unit 4 Let's Not Be Hasty 别急，慢慢来
Unit 5 And Where Did You Meet Your Wife? 你在哪里遇到你太太呢?
Unit 6 Thirstin'for Love 渴望爱情
Unit 7 A Touching Farewell 一个感人的告别
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