BJ单身日记BRIDGET JONESS DIARY

"129 Ibs. (how is it possible to put on 4 pounds in the middle of the night?Could flesh have somehow solidified becoming denser and heavier?Repulsive, horrifying notion), alcohol units 4 (excellent), cigarettes 21 (poorbut will give up totally tomorrow), number of correct lottery numbers 2(better, but nevertheless useless) . . . " Bridget Jones's Diary is the devastatingly self-aware, laugh-out-louddaily chronicle of Bridget's permanent, doomed quest for self-improve-ment--a year in which she resolves to: reduce the circumference of eachthigh by 1.5 inches, visit the gym three times a week not just to buy a sand-wich, form a functional relationship with a responsible adult--and learn toprogram theVCR. Over the course of the year, Bridget loses a total of 72 pounds butgains a total of 74. She remains, however, optimistic...